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Self​-​Titled (TEASER)

by The One Handed Bandits

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1.
I don't care what you think of me cause we're not even close I don't care if you hate or dislike me and don't laugh at my jokes You used to be so special but proximity had me blinded To all your problems and your flaws I somehow never minded But now you've moved away To the fucking Copper State And I don't have the words to say How much you've earned my disdain So hello to Arizona sunrise, you bastard And goodbye to Long Island adventures You're a racist and a feederist and a little bit transphobic And on sides I never thought you'd take hers So stay out of my way Go back home to your Copper State And leave me here alone Without you I can feel at home Feel at home
2.
Mollywhomped 02:24
I'm feeling kind of mollywhomped By the pressures coming after me almost every fucking day I'm feeling kind of beaten down By the people trying to tell me that I have to learn to walk their way I'm feeling like I'm going to drown now And if I'm gonna surface then I have to learn to cut the ties And I know it'll be a little lonely But it'll be a little better if I learn to say those painful goodbyes Cause there's just too many assholes in this stupid fucking town Trying to erase our existence and burn us down And if we want to survive we gotta get the hell out of dodge together So get in the car and buckle up tight and brace yourself for better weather I'm feeling kind of fucking weird now And it's just about the best thing that I've ever felt in my whole life But I know that there still are bad guys Trying to destroy me just for having something without strife So I know that I have a choice now And that's either retreat or fight them at the city limits And I couldn't decide what to do even if You gave me slurpees every day and told me all my songs were hits Chorus And that's when I realized that I have to get out of this town and smash the patriarchy simultaneously And that's when I realized that I have to get out of this town and smash the patriarchy simultaneously And that's when I realized that I have to get out of this town and smash the patriarchy simultaneously And that's when I realized that I have to get out of this town and smash the patriarchy simul-fucking-taneously I'm feeling kind of mollywhomped By the pressures coming after me almost every fucking day I'm feeling kind of beaten down By the people trying to tell me that I have to choose between straight or gay
3.
Just give me this one last song to complain about you And all of the terrible things you did to me Too many to list in the confines of a rhyme Not even gonna try cause it's just a waste of time But now I'm being told that I have to set you free And by you I mean the anger that I feel inside me all the fucking time I Never want to go back to that place Where I Felt a mix of love and fear whenever I looked at your face But please don't let me Be consumed by my rage and do something I might regret But how will I see The sense of justice I demand if I just forget Do I hide away for good or try to move on like I should Burning photographs and screaming, blocking Facebook and retreating Become a wheel without the spokes, I'm ruined for the other folks Do I go on breaking Hartsdale Or do I just let go Bought a nine dollar ticket back home to New York City Standing in the cold and waiting for the train to come fast And the end of the year is just a day away Start thinking about what's gonna come my way And all of the times I've done shit like this in the past And I'll try and learn a lesson from all of the things that I've been forced to see Chorus I'm trying to improve my life Take some time to think and get it right Hold my towel and stay in the fight And if I don't I'll be on my face tonight I'm trying to improve my life Take some time to try and get it right Hold my towel and try not to fail 'Cause if I do I'll be breaking Hartsdale

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released January 28, 2017

Guitar and vocals - Brynn Putnam
Bass and backing vocals - Lauren Aldoroty
Drums - Joshua K. Russell

Mixed, mastered, and recorded by Al Rosenberg.

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